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We
all hate things to go wrong, that is, not as planned.
A new sofa that is delivered the wrong colour is a nuisance.
The
local train that is late and will cause you to miss a class
etc is a "pain in the neck". Same with late buses and ferries.
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The
average personal car travels about 100,000km or 62,500
miles in six years. In that time tyres will need replacing,
door handles will break, various engine problems will
need attention. That is as a result of wear and tear.
The
average B747-400 travels this same distance in a week! |
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In
that time up to 400 people will board and disembark 10-20
times. Guess what? Some things will break. I know I really
only mention Boeings in this website, that is primarily
because I have never flown an Airbus. However talking with
pilots that do around the world the philosophy of Boeing
and Airbus is the same. Both aircraft manufacturers build
in redundancy protection for vital systems. That is planes
have the ability to keep flying with something broken.
For example on the B747 there are three air conditioning
systems. If two failed in flight you as a passenger would
not notice
anything. However, when the plane lands it would not be
allowed to depart unless at least two systems were functioning
normally. |
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When
things go wrong in the airline industry, they really go
wrong. An engineering delay that cannot be estimated how
long it will take, really is a nuisance. No one likes the
situation. The engineers will tell the Captain it might
take an hour to fix something, this will be relayed to
the customers. Then the delay rolls hour after hour.
Passengers will ask "does anyone know what is going on?"
That is a reasonable question. Please realise that modern
planes are highly complex and some repairs
just cannot be time-estimated accurately. For example, I had a delay where a
wire from an engine that carried oil quantity information to my cockpit display
was not working properly. The total length of wire in a B747, I am lead to believe,
would reach the moon. |
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When
I arrived at the plane the engineers had been trying to
find the fault for four hours and had isolated the problem
to somewhere in the forward hold area. It was like trying
to find a needle in a haystack! I told my passengers that
it could take anywhere from an hour to maybe at worst we
would not travel. The best we could do was give the passengers
a regular update. My wonderful company engineers did find
and fix the problem in a little over 90 minutesf
and we departed. This did inconvenience passengers, however
they did arrive safely at their destination. |
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You
will enjoy your flight better and arrive more relaxed if
you accept that you are going to be late and there is nothing
you can do about it. Safety is more important than schedule! |
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When
things go really wrong and you have to overnight stop
you are going to be really annoyed because no airline
is really capable of organising immediate hotel accommodation
or transportation. It will take a couple of hours to
do so.
The
problems multiply if the cause for your overnight stop
is weather related, for example a snow storm. Every
airline will be in the same situation desperately
pleading
with hotels for spare rooms, pleading with bus companies
for buses.
Hotels
and bus companies just do not keep spare rooms or buses
in case of an airline delay. |
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Then
you have the problem with large aircraft of trying to keep
passengers reasonably close to each other for ease of transportation
and communication.
You
should expect First Class passengers to be booked
into a better hotel than Business Class passengers and same
again for Economy or Coach class passengers. Economy
class passengers are equally as important to airlines,
but First Class fares are significantly higher than
Business
Class which is in turn higher than Economy.
What
you pay is what you get! Fact
of life. |
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Do
not waste your time and upset yourself even more by demanding
an unrealistic hotel upgrade.
An
overnight stop is a recipe for a disaster. No-one wants
this situation, but sometimes they occur. I think in
33 years I have had four. The problems are made worse
when they occur very late at night, for example being the
last flight, because there will only be skeleton staff
available to handle you.
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Imagine
what it must be like if your plane has to return to the
gate with a problem that will require an overnight stop
and there are only four ground staff remaining at the
airport. The rest headed home as soon as your plane pushed
back
from the terminal.
400
passengers will be angry and grumpy (rightly so!).
It
will take two hours minimum for the staff to find hotel
rooms and organise buses, maybe longer. |
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Each
staff member can only really attend to one person or
one family at a time. Give them a chance to do their
job and show you that their airline does really care
about you. The best idea is to "suffer" the situation
and write to the head of the airline concerned and complain
bitterly about being disadvantaged. You might get a free
flight next time. I
sincerely hope that you never experience one of these
kind of delays.
Remember
it has only happened to me four times in 36 years. |
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